Warlords: Three Kingdoms

Lu Fen gave a nod of his head and said, "we're glad to be part of your cause. The Lady will be most pleased to hear we'll be cooperating from here on out. Unless there's anything further you wish to say, perhaps we should return and tell her the good news." Still hanging from the tree, Zhe...

"Speaking for my Lady Jin Zhen," Fen started, "I concur with Lord Pan. Were she here, I'm sure she would agree wholeheartedly." Meanwhile, at the mercenary camp, outside the city, an angry woman screamed, "damn that Pan Rui, we better get some really cool swag! I want lots o...

"Well, it's no worse than the Lady here," Fen interjected. "I mean, she didn't even tell me you sent a letter that you were leaving Wei. She knows I have to read everything for her because..." Jin Zhen shot Lu Fen a nasty look. "Because," Fen continued, somewhat less ea...

"Oh yeah? Well, my dad's dead headless body has built in claws!" Zhen retorted, unwilling to admit defeat. "He's like snickity snickt and pow slash slish!" She swung her arms around, as a demonstration how this thoroughly unlikely event would occur. "Huh? Wait, you're gonna ...

"Hey, I wasn't raised by monkeys, you were raised by monkeys!" the young woman shouted as she pointed accusingly at Pan Rui. It was about as witty a comeback as she was going to manage. "And see if I rescue you again from butt rapists like that guy in Bei Di," she added, crossing...

"Ugh, Bei Di," Zhen groused. "That damn city needs to be razed to the ground and then the razings need to be razed. And then a hundred thousand yaks urinating on it. And then raze that too. The guy in charge sucks, you see. He kidnapped Pan Rui and was gonna do awful, terrible things ...

The woman standing nearby played with her braid boredly, as she listened to the three men talking about cats and boxes. It was completely beyond her and she could only arch an eyebrow at it all. Fortunately, before she decided to wander off and slaughter a few cats and smash some boxes to take her r...